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RESPECT- A GREEN CARD FOR SPORTSMANSHIP
Football is the most
high profile sport in the world and with the World Cup about to start,
the game is back in the spotlight. Footballers
today are not just sportsmen , they are role models for young people
around the world. The respect campaign is now being rolled out across
the World at grassroots level and that is a something that all coaches
at youth level should be implementing at this time, but will it make a
difference to our young players when every weekend our professional
players show little if any respect for our referees and linesmen, how
can the FA expect use as coaches at grassroots level to implement
these procedures when our youngsters are seeing their role models
constantly surrounding referees and linesmen arguing over every 50-50
decision they make.
I know that football is a passionate game and that some times perhaps
referees make bad decisions, but then there only human all of use make
mistakes, Ill ask you this how often do you see professional rugby
players arguing with the ref during a game, and if you watched the last
rugby world cup then you will know that the during game play you could
hear everything the ref said to the players and the players addressed
the referee as “SIR”.In order to promote this may we suggest that FIFA
add a Green Card to the Referee's kit in order to praise players who
show good sportsmanship and fair play during the World Cup. The Green
Cards should then be added up and a special award given to the player
who has most green cards. We shall be nominating Green Cards throughout
the World Cup.
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IT's
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Cup Year
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Follow This Page for our Pics of Sexy Fans & Gossip at the World
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SUPER TERRY
DOES IT
Jose
may have left these shores but John Terry is a great disciple. As we
can all see he is still the captain on the field. Just as England were
faltering he did a "Jose" by taking the flack himself and being
contraversial. Throughout the qualifying group matches the English
defence has only conceded one freakish goal which could not be blamed
on the five outfield players. In fact it was Stephan Gerrard fritting
back and forth across Dempsey of the USA who allowed the freakish shot
that Rob Green fumbled. Terry, Ashley Cole, Johnson, Carragher, King
and Upson have all played their part. It is our offensive side that has
let us down. Still we are through despite this. Whilst we all recognise
the talent of Wayne Rooney, he is clearly not 100% fit and
sentimentality keeps him in we should remember that in 1966 Sir Alf
Ramsey left out our golden goalscorer, Jimmy Greaves, after injury and
his replacement Geoff Hurst was the goal hero. Even Steve Gerrard has
had a poor season with Liverpool and is clearly not at the top of his
form. Remember England HAVE NOT LOST A MATCH. The French hardly
qualified for the finals, so why is everyone surprised at their
performances. England, on the other hand, qualified with ease under the
captaincy of John Terry. If we lose the people to blame are obvious "
THE NEWS OF THE WORLD". England fans should boycott it- they could have
ruined our summer.
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PLEASE NO
ORANGES AT HALFTIME - ORANGE IS ILLEGAL!!!!!!
At last Some
sexy gals.It seems that the authorities in South Africa are taking a
leaf out of the book of their old masters the Africaans. Is this new
bright state really so prudish as to prosecute a few girls in Orange
Dresses? or is it that once again that Money is in control? I
suspect the latter. Because it has been so cold in South Africa we are
being starved of beautiful fans parading their wares. Instead we have
seen wooly hats , gloves and scarves. The South African police
spokesman said ""the women were
suspected to be involved in organised acts to conduct unlawful
commercial activities".
This sounds like they are "ladies of the Night". Come off it... Erica Roe streaked
across Twickenham and brought thousands of new rugby fans. In fact more
people go to our rugby site to see her picture than to read about
rugby. One girl on our golf page "Belinda Kerr" has been
viewed over a million times. (She is a New Zealand golfer but bears the
name Belinda, who is a South American Pop Star- hence the views.) The Wimbledon Streaker
& the Athena Tennis poster get most views on our Tennis pages.
Do we have to abide the face of Maradonna instead. If Twiggy goes to
the matches will M & S be prosecuted?
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The Kaiser Was
Defeated in 1919 and 1966- Is he still at it?
“What I saw of the English in
their 1-1 draw against the USA had very little to do with football,”
Beckenbauer said. “It looked to me as if the English have gone
backwards into the bad old days of kick and rush. “I am not sure if the England coach, Fabio Capello, can
still change much there. The English are being punished for the fact
that there are very few English players in the English Premier League
clubs, as they use better foreign players from all over the world.”(Is
that why Michael Ballack, the German Star, couldn't hold down a first
team place at Chelsea who have now dispensed with his services?)
Franz
Beckenbauer(The Kaiser) was born in the post-war ruins of Munich,
the second son of postal-worker Franz Beckenbauer, Sr. and his wife
Antonie. He grew up in the working-class district of Giesing. We note
that a certain Kaiser, who
once swept unsuccesfully at Wembley in 1966, is having a go at England
for using a "long ball". May we humbly tell this bespectacled old man
that England are using the same ball as everyone else. It is meant to
be round, not long. If he wishes we shall be pleased to recommend him
to an optician in order that he can see the same as everyone else. It
only took 4 mins for England to short pass the ball through the USA
defence. Unfortunately it was a long ball from Dempsey that equalised
for the USA. But then maybe the myopic Gentleman thought he was
watching an old American boxer throwing a sucker punch at Gene Tunny.
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David
James
& Shaun Wright-Phillips have lost their kit
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Fifa president Sepp Blatter has
revealed that he telephoned
France captain Thierry Henry to offer him support over his
controversial handball in the World Cup play-off win over Ireland.
"I called Thierry, because he tried to get in touch with me," Blatter
told French newspaper L'Equipe. "He was honest by admitting that he did
use his hand, but it wasn't his responsibility to tell the referee.
"When
I was a centre forward in my junior team, I definitely gained an
advantage by pulling a defender's jersey in order to score a goal. And
I didn't go and see the referee to tell him about it." Blatter's
remarks are incredible as he seems to be condoning cheating within the
game & it certainly makes a mockery of FIFA's Fair Play code. To
quote Blatter prior to the start of the World Cup qualifying campaign -
'Fair
play should come before anything else ... These qualifying matches must
epitomise fair play. They should encapsulate the sporting, moral and
ethical principles for which Fifa has always stood. And they must leave
a lasting impression!". Blatter's words sound very hollow
considering he has basically said that cheating is fine as long as you
don't get caught. Its
difficult to see how he can support Fair Play within the game on the
one hand and on the other, ring the perpetrator of the cheating to
console him and offer him his support.
Article one of the FIFA fair play code reads as follows :
"Winning is without value if victory has been achieved unfairly or
dishonestly. Cheating is easy, but brings no pleasure. Playing fair
requires courage and character. It is also more satisfying. Fair play
always has its reward, even when the game is lost. Playing fair earns
respect, while cheating only brings shame. Remember: it is only a game.
And games are pointless unless played fairly." The Fifa
president had previously refused to comment on the incident, prompting
criticism from Football Association of Ireland (FAI) chief executive
John Delaney. France's play-off with Ireland was poised at 1-1
on aggregate in the second leg in Paris when Henry controlled the ball
with his hand twice before teeing up William Gallas for the decisive
goal,the linesman had a clear view of the Henry handball yet for some
reason failed to make any signal to the referree about the act of
blatant cheating by the French forward. The cheating incident sparked
furious protests from the Irish players that were taken up by the Irish
government. The revelation that Blatter
personally contacted Henry follows soon after the announcement by UEFA
boss Michel Platini that the play-off's for the next European
Qualifying Championships will be weighted heavily in favour of the
bigger nations, with the play-off draw being seeded and the teams
offered the chance to play the second leg at home.
 
THE
STAY AT HOMES
The first World Cup Casualty is Lord
Triesman of the English FA. He had a spat of Foot & Mouth when
chatting up a young lady he had been seeing.
He now stays behind with that leader of men Wayne Bridge who fell out
with his former love "John Terry"
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Billion Condoms For The World Cup
South Africa is hosting the World Cup this
summer, but that's not
the only thing they plan on hosting. They expect a lot of sex - a
billion of sex to be exact. No, that's not hyperbole, either.
And
where there is lots of intermingling and sex, there is a slew of
sexually transmitted diseases.
That's why health ministers in South Africa have ordered a billion
condoms to be sent to the country for the upcoming World Cup soccer
matches. That total is nearly double the demands in previous
years and
roughly ten times more what the Winter Olympics required in Vancouver.
Albeit it was a much smaller supply, the Winter Olympics were in need
of a refill on their intial stock, so maybe the World Cup is overly
preparing for the sexy times to not make the same mistake the Olympics
made -- leaving genitals unbagged.
Either way, that's a lot of expected sexual healing for the soccer
players, fans, and tourists in South Africa this summer. And in the
country that has the highest HIV numbers in the world, it's not such a
bad idea for the World Cup to make sure they have more than jock
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France

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OUT-
No
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Mexico

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Through
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South Africa

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Out
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Uruguay

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Qualified
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GROUP B
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Argentina

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Through & Great Value
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Greece

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A Tragedy in three Parts
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Korean Republic

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Qualified by Hard Work
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Nigeria

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Failed but Progessing
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Group
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Algeria

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Negative &
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England

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Slovenia

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Great Effort
from a Nation of 2 Million- Au Revoir
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USA

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Top- Never Say
Die
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